Big Clit Energy Hoodie

  • $34.00
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I will see your BDE and raise you my big clit energy! Assert your dominance as soon as you are in sight with this aggressive and hilarious design. My personal favorite and the vision I had that compelled me to start this line, this is the mother of all t-shirts. A crystal clitoral head magnifies your feminine powers and infinite expands inside your magial lady hole. I assume. I'm not a doctor.
I take pride in offering an inclusive line of unique plus size active wear that little ladies can wear also. Sizes xs-5x and no fat tax.

• 50% pre-shrunk cotton, 50% polyester
• Fabric weight: 8.0 oz/yd² (271.25 g/m²)
• Air-jet spun yarn with a soft feel and reduced pilling
• Double-lined hood with matching drawcord
• Quarter-turned body to avoid crease down the middle
• 1 × 1 athletic rib-knit cuffs and waistband with spandex
• Front pouch pocket
• Double-needle stitched collar, shoulders, armholes, cuffs, and hem
• Blank product sourced from Honduras, Mexico, or Nicaragua

Size guide

  S M L XL 2XL 3XL 4XL 5XL
Length (inches) 27 28 29 30 31 32 33 34
Width (inches) 20 22 24 26 28 30 32 34